MESSAGE 9
She protests that she is very thirsty now, and much too dry to make
out. She asks you to get her a cola.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 8
You give her the cola. She gulps it down, and thanks you: "Ah, that
really hit the spot!" She smiles at you, with that cute little
upturned nose that you love so much.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 10
As you caress Susan, she suggests that the two of you move into her
bedroom. You are certainly willing, so the two of you barely squeeze
through the door into the bedroom, pressed tightly together side by
side.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 20
Susan warmly and fully responds to your attentions!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 30
Susan pushes you away. She reminds you that she isn't on the pill,
and that you must provide the protection if you want to make love
to her.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 40
Susan isn't here, stupid!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 50
You purchase condoms with little embarassment, since you have
bought rubbers from this clerk many times before.
The clerk gives you a $10 in change for the $20 you found.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 51
You can't buy condoms, you don't have any money, stupid!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 52
Thanks to those wonderful prudes at the state capitol, there is
a state law that condoms can only be sold in drugstores. Better
find yourself a drugstore.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 60
With the Crowbar which you luckily found, you move the timber away to
reveal a downward leading passageway.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 61
You can't move the timber, it is too heavy for you to lift.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 62
The Lumber here cannot be moved.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 90
The dumpster is already open, stupid!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 92
It's already closed, stupid!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 91
You don't see that here!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 100
How can you do that?
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 101
How can you do that?
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 105
Don't you know better than to stand in the middle of traffic?
You just got run over by a car and smashed into the pavement.
You are dead! You'll never be a great lover if you keep getting
yourself killed off!
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 106
Hey, stupid! Susan is your girlfriend, not one of your street hookers!
Watch your language, buster!
END_MESSAGE


MESSAGE 190
With a puff of smoke, a small man in a Wizzard's outfit pops into
the room. He looks at you in disgust. "You again?? Well, this
time, I'll fix you for good! Don't you know we don't want pigs
like you playing our games? Don't EVER try that again!"

He points his magic wand at you, and commands "FRY!" You feel yourself
growing suddenly warmer and warmer! You are on fire! You burn to a
crisp!

You are dead! And you deserve it, you bum! Susan is your girlfriend,
not a street hooker!

END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 120
Susan suddenly realizes that she has lost her locket. She says she is
too upset to make out now!
END_MESSAGE


MESSAGE 121
Susan explains that that isn't her locket, and throws it away in disgust.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 122
The proprietor explains that the lockets cost $10, and he doesn't have
any change, since he has already deposited the day's receipts in the
bank.
END_MESSAGE

MESSAGE 123
How can you buy anything? You don't have any money!
END_MESSAGE
