
           WARNING! This game is for ADULTS ONLY!

This is a text adventure game. Your purpose in the game is to score in
bed with your girlfriend Susan. (Who, incidentally, is a real girl,
but one I have never had any luck with in real life, in which she is
neither my girlfriend nor an easy make; this game is pure fiction, and
should be recognized as such. Susan has, however, seen a printout of
this game and approved its' distribution).
The game recognizes usual commands, of the VERB plus NOUN form.
Directions can be typed: NORTH, SOUTH, SOUTHWEST, NORTHEAST, UP, DOWN,
etc, or abbreviated: N, S, SW, NE, U, D, etc. Or the cursor keys can
be used for directional movement. Type a ? to see the cursor key
movement pattern.
With Light Sources, you can TURN ON (noun) or EXTINGUISH (noun). Items
can be picked up with TAKE (noun). You can EXAMINE (items). Some
things are closed, you must OPEN (noun) to find out what is inside.
The game accepts usual commands such as LOOK, LOOK AT, and INVENTORY.
If you have a printer, SCRIPT turns on a printer output, UNSCRIPT turns
it off. You can sometimes get help by typing HELP.



So, good luck with Susan! If you need any help, I will of course be
most happy to show you how it's done. Most happy indeed ...
                      Bill Larkins
                      GEnie: W.LARKINS
                      CompuServe ID: 72457,741
